My father in law has a peculiar name for dogs. No matter what dog it is, no matter who they belong to, the name is always Ah Loo.
So whenever he calls them, he sounds like a Native American Indian doing a war cry.
Try it. Do a high pitch yodelling yell. That's what he does.
See what I mean?
We have no names yet for the two fatsoes. Any suggestions?
Something with a little bit more class than Ah Loo would do.
Not Bobby. Nor Brownie.