Ok. Here's the secret directions to the New Happy Cafe as promised.
When you're coming from your hotel direction (waterfront golden triangle area), take a long walk along Jalan Padungan. When you reach the end of it, you will see Kuching's very own Hello Kitty,
and a firehouse, and a roundabout.
Diagonally ahead from where you're standing, about 11 o'clock-ish, you will see the Hongkong Bank building & the Travillion. Walk towards and pass it till you see a gas station, then follow the map to New Happy Cafe!
Rub a dub dub, Give me some Grub Baby!